Coronavirus VII: Sports: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Publicēšanas datums 17 mai 2020
John Oliver discusses the sudden disappearance of sports due to coronavirus, how their absence is impacting people emotionally and financially, and the complications of bringing them back anytime soon.
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  • I like how the NBA did exactly what Fauci said to do and they fuckin crushed it. The bubble was a huge success.

  • \\\\ GOOD NEWS for MILLIONS INFECTED BY CORONA IN 85 COUNTRIES //// Un supported study of neglected scientific rate of CORONA DEATHS RATES of THOSE DIAGNOSED, CDR, often inflicted via vaccines-refusals, delayed or NON-CURABLE ABILITY of vaccines. CDR are daily reported to WHO-JHU by thousands of dedicated Medical Doctors, Nurses and Health workers in more than 100 countries. A. Our study first splits CDR-TIME-TRENDS into LOW vs. HIGH CDR-COUNTRIES. UNKNOWN NEW REGULATORY is REVEALED by reordering and time-rate-comparing CDR of ~85 COUNTRIES. AS WE ENTER SPRING, KEY RESULTS ARE: 80 of 85 countries are CDR-trending DOWN (marked *) AND STAY SAME (marked "). Only 5 Countries, (marked (**), are UPRATED because during last 2 DAYS their CDR went up, EVEN IF CDR TRENDED DOWN BEFORE.. More in my books at Amazon, 'in', U-tube (10-MILLION plus GOOGLE CITATIONS). Results compacted under 'in' rules: B: LOW CDR-COUNTRIES: -SNG-0.05"-MNG-0.10/9(*)-BUT-0.11"-SBR-0.13"-QTR-0.13/16"-SCL-0.26/53"-ERT-0.27"-UAE-0.38/2"-MLD-0.33/28"-BRN-0.40/0.36"-CUR-0.11/42"-TLN-0.33"-MAL-0.37"-CYM-0.42/0"-ICL-0.41/7"-SMR-0.42/74"-FG-0.52/3"-CYP-0.62/56"-CUB-0.59/6-SVN-0.58/7*-SLN-0.61"-NRW-1.44/0.70 (*)-KW-0.56/7"-BOR-0.73/6"-ISR-0.81/0.74"-USB-0.78/6"-ARU-0.86/91(**)-URG-0.96/3"-TWN-1.27/0.97-TRK-1.04/0.96"-AND-0.97/6". C: HIGH CDR-COUNTRIES: - VNZ-1.00"- DNM-1.59/05"- OMN-1.07/6"- JOR-1.11/2"- BRB-1.12/3"- NMB-1.17/8"- NZ-1.29/04"- IND-1.36/3*- CST-1.36"- AZR-1.37/6"- ETP-1.39"- INDN-1.71/0*- HK-1.79/"- GRM-1.49/2.73"- KNY-1.63/2*- ARM-1.84/2*- AST-1.83/71*- ALB-1.77/9"- SAR-1.71"- SWS-1.78/2"- SWD-1.90/67*- MRC-1.78"- JP-1.94/3"- IR-1.99"- NL-2.11/1.30*- FIN-2.26/1.09(*)- U.S- 2.51/1.81?"2.75 Oct 22/20,1.75 Elect-D Nov 3/20, border Mix w MX-9.97-Induce-Up?-PHL-1.91/78"-PRT-2.08/5"-RUS-2.15/7"-POL-2.38/28*-ARG-2.42/39"-ROM-2.47/"-CLM-2.65/4"-FR-2.69/08"-SP-2.89/30"-BLG-2.83/61*-CHL-2.31/2*-BRZ-2.89/51"-GRC-3.12/07*-AU-3.28/10"-SAF-3.41"-GTM-3.56/2"-TNS-3.49/8"-PRU-3.49/36*-IRN-3.69/32*-IT-3.47/06"-UK-4.51/2.92"-BLV-4.54/1"-CN-5.39/14"-EQ-5.45/13*-SDN-6.78/85(**)-SYR-6.67/68"-MX-9.92/07"

  • \\ BREAKING NEWS // Light for Billions of Un-Preventable CURING by Vaccines? ///// We selected neglected scientific rate on DEATHS RATES of millions INFECTED by Corona due mainly to non-curable power vaccines. \\\\ HOW? //// These rates are, inter alia, available in endless mix of data reported daily to WHO-JHU by thousands of dedicated Medical Doctors, Nurses and Health workers in more than 100 countries. A. Out of this tsunami of daily numbers, we first analyze rate history in LOW (B) vs. HIGH (C) RATED-COUNTRIES. Next we reorder and time-rate-compare the data. The RESULTS AS WE ENTER SPRING: 72 of 82 countries are rate-trending DOWN (marked *) or STAY SAME (marked ") during at least last 2 days [some for 116 days, since Dec. 4, 2020). 10 UP-RATED Countries are marked ^ during last 2 DAYS, EVEN IF TRENDED DOWN BEFORE. More in my books at Amazon, 'in', U-tube (10-MILLION plus GOOGLE CITATIONS). Results compacted under 'in' rules: B: 29 LOW RATED-COUNTRIES: SNG-0.05"-MNG-0.10/7"-BUT-0.11"-SBR-0.13"-QTR-0.13/16"-SCL-0.26/49"-UAE-0.38/32*-MLD-0.33/28"-BRN-0.40/0.36"-CUR-0.11/42*-TLN-0.33/2"-MAL-0.37"-CYM-0.42/0"-ICL-0.41/7"-SMR-0.42/74"-FG-0.52/3"-CYP-0.62/56"-CUB-0.59/7"-SVN-0.58"-SLN-0.61"-NRW-1.44/0.69*-KW-0.56/7"-BOR-0.73/6"-ISR-0.81/0.74"-USB-0.78/6"-ARU-0.86/91^-URG-0.96/3"-TWN-1.27/0.98"-TRK-1.04/0.96". C: 53 HIGH RATED-COUNTRIES:-VNZ-1.00"-DNM-1.59/05*- OMN-1.07/6"- JOR-1.11/2^- BRB-1.12/3"- NMB-1.17/8^- NZ-1.29/04"- IND- 1.36/4^- CST-1.36"- AZR-1.37/6*- INDN-1.71^- HK-1.79/"- GRM-1.49/2.73*- ARM-1.84/3^- AST-1.83/72*- ALB-1.77/9^- SAR-1.71"- SWS-1.78/2*- SWD-1.90/69*- MRC-1.78" JP- 1.94/3"- IR-1.99"- NL-2.11/1.31"- FIN-2.26/1.07*- U.S- 2.51/1.81?"2.75 Oct 22/20,1.75* Elect-D Nov 3/20, border Mix w MX-9.97-Induce-Up^?-PHL-1.91/78*-PRT-2.08/5"-RUS-2.15/7^-POL-2.38/29"-ARG-2.42/39"-ROM-2.47/"-CLM-2.65/4*-FR-2.69/08"-SP-2.89/30"-BLG-2.83/63"-CHL-Scientific rates reported by thousands of dedicated Medical Doctors, Nurses and Health workers in more than 100 countries report to WHO & JHU reordered and time-spans studied reveal, as we enter the SPRING PERIOD THAT/34"-BRZ-2.89/51^-GRC-3.12/08*-AU-3.28/10"-SAF-3.41"-GTM-3.56/2"-TNS-3.49"-PRU-3.49/36*-IRN-3.69/34*-IT-3.47/06"-UK-4.51/2.92"-BLV-4.54/1*-CN-5.39/14"-EQ-5.45/13*-SDN-6.78/84"-SYR-6.67/70^-MX-9.92/07^

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  • As the third child... yea.... so true....

  • Quick question how many people are gathered together to make this show. Sports bad tv good. Gotcha

  • I HATE sports but I love those marble runs. Also GO GREEN DUCKS GO!!!!!!!!

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  • Gritty makes me laugh and at the same time I’m horrified

  • Mike Gundy has an excellent mullet.

  • I'm a proud Midnight Whisps supporter

  • Don’t worry, John. Adam has something to say about it

  • In Norway we've had football games and all, just without physical audience. Even some theatres are having plays as regular, but without audience in the room. It's hard, but they feel they need to keep it warm. It's all horrible without audience, since the communication with audience is a big thing, with theatre it's half the show, you know. :-)

  • 14:50 yeah you quarantine for 2 weeks afterwards and live off your millions of dollars

  • It's weird that someone who throws professionally for his way too much pay can miss a throw that much

  • I love whatever Gritty is. I dont know what he does, what he is, what team he is for, or even what sport he is for, because i dont live in the states, but that was amazing!

  • A fight broke out in the fans section...😂😂

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  • any o'rangers fans?

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  • GO MIDNIGHT WISPS! -Leo

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  • I f'n LOVE this guy!! I can't believe I went so long without seeing this show. John Oliver is the man!

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  • Johnny, I'm disappointed when you said "International Soccer Leagues" instead of just football

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  • Please Do A Piece on Michael Jackson Hi, I’m writing to you because Last Week Tonight as opposed to other such shows actually cares about issues rather than chasing the headlines. It has been 11 years since Michael Jackson passed away yet to this day what the common consensus is that he is a taboo subject for many. I recall you guys once did a piece on Public Shaming. Michael Jackson was a genius, an abused child. He was strange. He was one of the few major stars from the 80s who came out of the 80s without a heroine addiction. He in his own way did many, Many strange things, but so do most other superstars. And more than others he actually cared. About children, about the earth. About the issues we are discussing to this day. While Icons like Freddy Mercury, Elvis Pressley, Prince, Beetles and many more are known for their good works, Michael is known for the something which he has repeatedly been acquitted for. It’s the truth that anyone looking for will find instantly but due to the “where there is smoke there is a fire” narrative, even 11 years after his death, the new media treats him like a criminal. All his trial pages are open for the public to read. He WAS weird. Making a ranch called neverland, hanging out with children. Trusting people he shouldn’t. But I urge you please cover him, hear beyond the noise like you guys often do. The most successful African American Artist of all time was a humble man child, who respected women, loved children and cared about our environment. He was not a heroine junkie, a private man who did not share his disease even all the way back in 1993 even though he was accused of wanting to become a “White Man”. He was eccentric. Hanging out with animals and caring about them. theobjectivestandard.com/2020/02/justice-for-michael-jackson/ This article covers multiple sources, some of which I had read previously. Michael Jackson was a multi talented millionaire pop star, who was not an alcoholic, was a caring father, a filial son, Treated women with respect, cared about the planet and it’s beings. The press that constantly kept DASHING him, had found a way to subvert their guilt. All those years of calling him a “Jacko”, “monkey” and many more hurtful things was justified if he was a paedophile. They NEEDED him to be guilty. Such a man cannot exist in Hollywood. Such public shaming had allowed and to this day allows Michael to be a victim to all this slander. Please do a piece, if not one that exonerates him then one that once and for all cements the fact the Michael Jackson, the greatest pop star, the first African American Idol was a paedophile. Not through unknown sources or flimsy headlines but through concrete proof. A news echoing in a closed chamber will not reach anyone, most fans who what to know the truth know it, other people will read the headlines but not the explanations. It’s about time the general public knows. Please do a piece on Michael, the blatant mistreatment by the media, The systematic racism he faced during his trials. Please don’t let the first African American Singer be remembered for the things he did not do, He was weird, weird enough to annoy Freddy Mercury with Bubbles feedbacks, weird enough to let kids crack raw eggs over Michael Jackson, Weird enough to play water balloons with children. But he was not a paedophile and the world needs to acknowledge that. He was in no way a “Perfect Human” but he tried his best to live right and we should not punish him for doing that. On this year please exonerate this Black man, the Justice System has done it two decades ago, it’s about time everyone else does. Please do a piece on Michael Jackson. #spreadtheawareness #justiceformichael #hedeservedbetter

  • Well, that joke on the Oceanics really didn’t age well

  • Oh god...that video of Gritty’s unblinking mad gaze looking at me through the camera while it rises slowly like it’s going to suddenly run towards me is legitimately scarier than any horror movie I’ve watched during the entire pandemic. And I’ve watched a LOT of them. Edited to say, Jelle’s Marble Run could ONLY be improved if they had Jenna Marbles as the main host. As it is it’s still 99% perfect - can’t WAIT to watch this with my niece who just discovered marble runs on her fridge.

  • MIDNIGHT WISPS!

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  • It is a pity that US did not switch on to Aussie sport due to a lot of hard work and lonely times in ISO not traveling for games meaning months away from family just like our FIFO miners nurses teachers had to go through harsh punishment and fines for all involved one of the top dogs got massive fine for ignoring rules, For Grand Finals 30k were able to attend we had players that left for birth of children and other family events and depending on state yes had to do two weeks in Quarantine on return this led to some great opportunity to the young kids got a go , We were only able to have this because we Ignored our Trump mini me followed local leaders and our CHOs were in charge pollies had and still have the supporting role In some states and territories barely missed any games Fouchi described the Aussie plan it worked after a while all country was able to follow with cuts to games when cases were found in the area like everything else was shut down while cases we tracked and traced soon as al clear came they started again messy yeh but they got paid better than other FIFO workers who not been home for a lot longer and don't have all the comfort players had so they did not complain adapted as best they could as unlike many they knew they at least still had a job.

  • I have loved Jelle's Marble Runs for years. I always wait for the compilation video of all the events at once so I can binge it in one long go. It keeps getting better and better every year. Now, where did Roldo go in the next event?

  • Fight island was a huge success. And UFC was a pioneer for the way to keep sports going on.

  • Fuck pro sport, an industry ridden with parasites profiteering on the back of the working class. Rest In Peace you fucks!

  • Love the marble league!! Thanks John!

  • Yay!!! A Sport actually worth watching via the youtube format, and here I was thinking it was only good for building the digital version of 80's mixtapes and watching political satire..woohoo..Thank you John for introducing us to this stimulating alternative. It's a shame I did not get to watching the backlog of episodes ( I was caught in a neverending netflix loop with most of the rest of the country, interspersed with commentaries on how long till trumps hairpiece also abandons him...) of Last Week Tonight !!! Can't believe I didn't know this was a thing!!

  • John. I love ya...but you are such a dork. Marble races...bless your heart

  • IM A MAN! IM FORTY!- Mike Gundy

  • Love this show! Johnny let me help you make an episode!

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  • Oranger gang!

  • I’m just learning about marble racing and I want one named Jenna!

  • Fuck John Oliver

  • Marbula One Or Marblympics Which is better?!!

    • Marblymipics.. I'm an o'rangers fan and CCE is killing us in marbula one

  • AHHHHHHHH!!!! I love both John Oliver and I've been watching Marblelympics since 2016. This is so awesome to see them come together like this, but John how can you not shout out my O'rangers!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jelle’s Marbles 17:29

  • The best part of this video is Gritties looking right trough your soul after making a shot and then bowing. Also marble races are pretty cool...right?

  • Oh look. More evidence that Vince McMahon is trash.

  • good content, no advertisements! awesome job

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  • There are actually a pretty wide range of options to rent goats up here in the Northwest. Even Tractor Supply Co rents them so it's not just hippie startups. Plus goats are pretty cool. I kind of want to rent some goats now.

  • Just had to revisit after watching the last Marble race before the winter break 😀

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  • You know how we all have phones that can load apps... they could load sports audience noises into the tv stations, which could play them back to all the tvs. Real time where possible, maybe by city or affiliate station location. The closer the more real time. Sports noises achieved. Have this, for the sake of my family.

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  • 1st Google Search: "marble runs" 2nd Google Search: "How to gamble on marble runs"

  • I see gritty in my nightmares every night.

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  • So how many others found out about Jelle from this, and have been an avid fan since?

  • Did you know that the 1919 Staley Cup final between Seattle and Montreal was canceled due to the Spanish Flu?

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  • I wish you guys had at least mentioned esports as an alternative... Even though they've had their own problems and marble leagues are undeniable lol

  • I love that John's a Mets fan. It just suits him so well! Welcome to the family, John! LFGM

  • oceanics are and always will be a joke. o-rangers for life.

  • John Oliver: The Midnight Wisps won it all in 2018 Me, an intellectual: Bro they were literally in the bottom half in the last two events and won by one point after getting two gold medals in the final two events, thats called a comeback

  • John's obsession with Kylo Ren is funny as hell

  • No mention of Esports though? It's the perfect thing, with no one having to come into physical contact and the opportunity for players and I presume staff to maintain physical distancing. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten more attention during quarantine.

  • Vasili Komotsky! The Slap Master General himself. He could slap you back in time.

  • "is this sexual or is this violent?" "Y E S"

  • This show is a treasure.

  • It was the first day of 2020

  • an englishman saying "soccer" without batting an eye :S :S :S

  • so the Rent a Goat is actually a great idea. One of my neighbors runs a very profitable business called Goats R Us where they rent out full Goat herds for fire prevention.

  • Nobody- Me, a third child- It all began on the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up.

  • Seeing this months later, since I finally stopped being in denial and thinking as _retarded_ as some _conservative_ pricks and *"truthers"* do about the realities of the virus as the summer began, I finally let go my third-party vote that worked against ones which actually had a chance to fucking win and finally gave in to the fullness of my inner left, casting aside wishy-washy centrism; not like our country has humane democratic options enough to give centrism an honest shot anyhow, or technically they're almost all centrist comprisers attempting to appeal to as many voters as possible, depending on your POV, and I wouldn't elaborate so much on this point most places except for a show like this, even though *_"PoLiTiCs wErEn'T meNtiOnEd mUcH iN ThiS EpiSodE;"_* and in light of the pleasantness of seeing this knowing that many leagues restarted handily by now, I have to say that while their methods and execution were rather lax at times, especially about fans-in-the-stands, and they occasionally paid for it with a few drivers occasionally testing positive and missing races, I still super fucking appreciate NASCAR being one of the few to keep going really early on, improvise, have the originally intended number of events, and even take advantage of this opportunity not in an exploitative way, but to actually experiment handily with the schedule venue choices and timing, which honestly resulted in less left turns a few times and overall a lot more variety, setting the stage for even more progressive competitive decisions in that direction for next year's schedule where there will unironically be a fuck ton more of left *and* right turns; the most ideal it could have gone in a pandemic, to be honest.

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  • the NHL did the bubble league thing, and it *Seemed* to work, but I didnt go in-depth on whether there were any covid cases

  • In need of sports with no/little human contact needed, weirdly entertaining, and already built communities? Some major ones being fighting tournaments? I feel like this would’ve been an amazing time for smaller video game esports to come out and play with the big leagues. Lethal League, Them’s Fighting Herds, and others especially in the FGC.

  • How to turn a profit from everyone losing their collective marbles.

  • John, I appreciate your support for alternatives, but you are clearly missing the record breaking season in the world of running. There have been races where each team is in a different city (and weather) as well as races on the open streets. New technology like the electronic and multicolor pacers. You've got to dive into that world.